Dryrobe Wanker Ceramic Mug 11oz - for Her
Dryrobe Wanker Ceramic Mug 11oz - for Her - White / Ceramic is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Description
Description
“Dryrobe Wanker” Ceramic Mug – 11oz
For the woman who does one cold-water dip and instantly becomes the unofficial ambassador for wild swimming, the “Dryrobe Wanker” mug is made for fearless dippers, sunrise swimmers, winter wobblers, and anyone who insists the water is “actually not that bad once you’re in.”
At a Glance
- Product Type: Ceramic novelty mug
- Capacity: 11oz
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glossy white with bold, cheeky artwork
- Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe
Key Features
- Premium ceramic construction designed for everyday use
- 11oz capacity ideal for pre-dip brews and post-swim warm-ups
- Glossy white finish with crisp, sarcastic artwork
- Dishwasher safe for easy cleaning after cold-water sessions
- Microwave safe for fast reheating while defrosting fingers
- Long-lasting printed design built to handle daily use
Product Overview
The “Dryrobe Wanker” ceramic mug is made for women who live for the ritual of wild swimming — the dip, the drama, and the storytelling that follows. Perfect for pre-swim caffeine, post-dip recovery, or subtle bragging during office coffee breaks, it delivers equal parts practicality and sarcasm.
Its sturdy ceramic design keeps drinks warm while you wrestle with a Dryrobe in a crosswind, attempt a graceful entry into freezing water, or dramatically recount a “near-hypothermia but totally worth it” swim. Dishwasher and microwave safe, it keeps things simple — unlike getting changed without flashing a stranger.
All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and are not based on any real person.
Ideal For
- 🌊 Wild Swimmers – Cold water, hot brews, strong opinions
- 🥶 Winter Dippers – Post-swim defrosting essential
- ☕ Everyday Use – Home, van, kit bag, or office desk
- 🎁 Funny Outdoor Gifts – A cheeky wild swimming gift for women
Quality & Delivery
Made from premium ceramic and designed to withstand years of daily use, this mug features a durable, long-lasting print. If your mug arrives damaged or faulty, we’ll replace it or refund you in full — no questions asked. Issues must be reported within 7 days of delivery. Used or unwanted items cannot be returned.
- Free UK Delivery
- Dispatched within 2 working days
- Delivered via Royal Mail 24h Tracked
Specifications
| Capacity | 11oz |
|---|---|
| Material | Ceramic |
| Finish | Glossy white with printed design |
| Dishwasher Safe | Yes |
| Microwave Safe | Yes |
| Designed For | Wild swimmers & outdoor enthusiasts |
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