I Go Outside to Avoid People Ceramic Mug 11oz - for Him

The Obese Hiker
£14.95

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Colour: White

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Description

“I Go Outside to Avoid People” Ceramic Mug – 11oz


For the man who’d rather face a gale-force ridge walk than another conversation with a stranger, the “I Go Outside to Avoid People” mug is made for hikers, introverts, and summit seekers who find peace where other people simply aren’t.

At a Glance

  • Product Type: Ceramic novelty mug
  • Capacity: 11oz
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glossy white with blunt, sarcastic artwork
  • Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe

Key Features

  • Premium ceramic construction designed for everyday use
  • 11oz capacity ideal for quiet morning brews
  • Glossy white finish with bold, no-nonsense artwork
  • Dishwasher safe for low-effort cleaning
  • Microwave safe for reheating without interaction
  • Long-lasting printed design built to handle daily use

Product Overview

The “I Go Outside to Avoid People” ceramic mug is made for men who head for the hills to escape civilisation rather than embrace it. Perfect for quiet morning brews, office avoidance tactics, or “accidental” solo hikes, it delivers honesty with a side of sarcasm.

Its durable ceramic build keeps drinks warm while you dodge small talk, wander the fells, or conveniently lose phone signal when company appears. Dishwasher and microwave safe, it supports a simple, low-interaction lifestyle — exactly as intended.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and are not based on any real person.


Ideal For

  • 🥾 Hikers & Fell Walkers – Solitude over socialising
  • 🧍 Introverts – Outdoors without the people
  • Everyday Use – Home, work desk, or hiking van
  • 🎁 Funny Outdoor Gifts – A sarcastic hiking gift for men

Quality & Delivery

Made from premium ceramic and designed for daily use, this mug features a durable, long-lasting print. If your mug arrives damaged or faulty, we’ll replace it or refund you in full — no questions asked. Issues must be reported within 7 days of delivery. Used or unwanted items cannot be returned.

  • ✓ Free UK Delivery
  • ✓ Dispatched within 2 working days
  • ✓ Delivered via Royal Mail 24h Tracked

Specifications

Capacity 11oz
Material Ceramic
Finish Glossy white with printed design
Dishwasher Safe Yes
Microwave Safe Yes
Designed For Hikers, introverts & outdoor lovers

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I Go Outside to Avoid People Ceramic Mug 11oz - for Him
The Obese Hiker

I Go Outside to Avoid People Ceramic Mug 11oz - for Him

£14.95

“I Go Outside to Avoid People” Ceramic Mug – 11oz


For the man who’d rather face a gale-force ridge walk than another conversation with a stranger, the “I Go Outside to Avoid People” mug is made for hikers, introverts, and summit seekers who find peace where other people simply aren’t.

At a Glance


Key Features


Product Overview

The “I Go Outside to Avoid People” ceramic mug is made for men who head for the hills to escape civilisation rather than embrace it. Perfect for quiet morning brews, office avoidance tactics, or “accidental” solo hikes, it delivers honesty with a side of sarcasm.

Its durable ceramic build keeps drinks warm while you dodge small talk, wander the fells, or conveniently lose phone signal when company appears. Dishwasher and microwave safe, it supports a simple, low-interaction lifestyle — exactly as intended.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and are not based on any real person.


Ideal For


Quality & Delivery

Made from premium ceramic and designed for daily use, this mug features a durable, long-lasting print. If your mug arrives damaged or faulty, we’ll replace it or refund you in full — no questions asked. Issues must be reported within 7 days of delivery. Used or unwanted items cannot be returned.


Specifications

Capacity 11oz
Material Ceramic
Finish Glossy white with printed design
Dishwasher Safe Yes
Microwave Safe Yes
Designed For Hikers, introverts & outdoor lovers

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Type

  • Ceramic
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