Dryrobe Wanker Ceramic Mug 15oz - for Her

The Obese Hiker
£17.95

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Colour: White

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Description

“Dryrobe Wanker” Large Ceramic Mug – 15oz


For the woman who puts on a Dryrobe and immediately walks like he’s training for a cold-water triathlon, the “Dryrobe Wanker” mug is made for sunrise dippers, winter swimmers, and open-water enthusiasts who believe a fleece-lined robe is a full-blown personality.

At a Glance

  • Product Type: Large ceramic novelty mug
  • Capacity: 15oz
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glossy white with bold, cheeky artwork
  • Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe

Key Features

  • Extra-large 15oz capacity for serious pre- and post-dip brews
  • Premium ceramic construction designed for daily use
  • Glossy white finish with crisp, humorous artwork
  • Dishwasher safe for easy cleaning after cold-water sessions
  • Microwave safe for quick reheats while defrosting
  • Long-lasting printed design built to handle everyday use

Product Overview

The “Dryrobe Wanker” large ceramic mug is made for men who take their cold-water dipping very seriously — at least in the retelling. With its oversized capacity and bold artwork, it’s ideal for big brews before a dip, post-swim warm-ups, or van-life coffee breaks.

The sturdy ceramic build keeps drinks warmer for longer while you wrestle freezing toes, perform the classic Dryrobe shuffle, or insist you’re “not actually that cold” after a 47-second swim. Dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s far easier to manage than drying a soaked Dryrobe after a chaotic sea dip.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and are not based on any real person.


Ideal For

  • 🌊 Cold-Water & Wild Swimmers – Big brews for brave dips
  • 🥶 Winter Dippers – Essential post-swim defrost kit
  • 🚐 Van Life & Kit Bags – Oversized mug for outdoor living
  • 🎁 Funny Outdoor Gifts – A cheeky wild swimming gift for men

Quality & Delivery

Made from premium ceramic and designed to withstand years of daily use, this mug features a durable, long-lasting print. If your mug arrives damaged or faulty, we’ll replace it or refund you in full — no questions asked. Issues must be reported within 7 days of delivery. Used or unwanted items cannot be returned.

  • ✓ Free UK Delivery
  • ✓ Dispatched within 2 working days
  • ✓ Delivered via Royal Mail 24h Tracked

Specifications

Capacity 15oz
Material Ceramic
Finish Glossy white with printed design
Dishwasher Safe Yes
Microwave Safe Yes
Designed For Cold-water swimmers & outdoor enthusiasts

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Dryrobe Wanker Ceramic Mug 15oz - for Her
The Obese Hiker

Dryrobe Wanker Ceramic Mug 15oz - for Her

£17.95

“Dryrobe Wanker” Large Ceramic Mug – 15oz


For the woman who puts on a Dryrobe and immediately walks like he’s training for a cold-water triathlon, the “Dryrobe Wanker” mug is made for sunrise dippers, winter swimmers, and open-water enthusiasts who believe a fleece-lined robe is a full-blown personality.

At a Glance


Key Features


Product Overview

The “Dryrobe Wanker” large ceramic mug is made for men who take their cold-water dipping very seriously — at least in the retelling. With its oversized capacity and bold artwork, it’s ideal for big brews before a dip, post-swim warm-ups, or van-life coffee breaks.

The sturdy ceramic build keeps drinks warmer for longer while you wrestle freezing toes, perform the classic Dryrobe shuffle, or insist you’re “not actually that cold” after a 47-second swim. Dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s far easier to manage than drying a soaked Dryrobe after a chaotic sea dip.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and are not based on any real person.


Ideal For


Quality & Delivery

Made from premium ceramic and designed to withstand years of daily use, this mug features a durable, long-lasting print. If your mug arrives damaged or faulty, we’ll replace it or refund you in full — no questions asked. Issues must be reported within 7 days of delivery. Used or unwanted items cannot be returned.


Specifications

Capacity 15oz
Material Ceramic
Finish Glossy white with printed design
Dishwasher Safe Yes
Microwave Safe Yes
Designed For Cold-water swimmers & outdoor enthusiasts

Colour

Type

  • Ceramic
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