You bought the ticket months ago, learned the headliners, and talked yourself into believing the weather will hold. It probably will not. UK festival season is a beautiful, muddy gamble, and a brilliant weekend almost never comes down to the music. It comes down to whether you slept, how dry your gear stayed, and if you could carry the whole lot from the car park to the campsite without losing the will to live.
So here is the honest packing guide. Not the influencer version with the colour-coordinated bell tent, but the one that gets you through three nights in a field and out the other side still smiling. Get these three things right and everything else is detail.


