Task "In My Defence, I Was Left Unsupervised" T-Shirt

The In My Defence, I Was Left Unsupervised T-Shirt is a Task Outdoor original, for anyone with a talent for finding trouble the moment the sergeant turns their back. The front print is laid out like an official incident report: a single rank chevron above a stitched-edge panel headed "Incident Report // File 0451-B", with the plea in bold stencil lettering and UNSUPERVISED stamped across it in red.

The paperwork closes the case for you: "Status: Not my fault" at the foot of the panel, and "No further questions." underneath. It is a dry bit of service humour that suits serving soldiers, cadets and veterans, and anyone whose friends know exactly why it fits.

It is printed on a soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee in 142 g/m² combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and cut to a regular fit, with a Task Outdoor label printed inside the neck instead of a scratchy tag. The fabric is fine, so it can look slightly sheer in strong light. It comes in Vintage Black, Army, Maroon and Military Green, in sizes S to 2XL. Each shirt is printed to order, so it takes a little longer to dispatch than our stock items.

Key Features

• Incident Report Print - Rank chevron, stencil lettering and a red UNSUPERVISED stamp
• Dry Service Humour - Status: not my fault. No further questions.
• Printed Neck Label - Task Outdoor label printed inside the neck, so there is no tag to scratch
• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton - Combed and ring-spun for a smooth, soft feel against the skin
• Lightweight Fabric - 142 g/m², cool enough for summer and easy to layer
• Pre-Shrunk - Keeps its size after washing
• Side-Seamed With Taped Shoulders - Holds its shape and sits neatly across the shoulders
• Four Colours - Vintage Black, Army, Maroon and Military Green

Ideal For

• Soldiers, Cadets and Veterans - A tee that anyone who has served will recognise
• Gifts - Birthdays, leaving dos and passing-out parades
• Downtime and Off Duty - A comfortable tee for the block, the NAAFI or the pub
• Airsoft and Range Days - Something to wear between games or on the firing point
• Everyday Wear - A soft, regular-fit tee with a slogan that starts conversations

Technical Specifications

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside out, on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Do not use fabric softener. Hang dry, or tumble dry on low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.